Breakfast of Champions

Abram and Panzer’s first-choice breakfast: my shoelaces and rubber soles. Odd that it doesn’t bother me at all.

Abram and Panzer gnawing at my shoes

Their second choice: fresh-cut grass in the humans’ kitchen (followed by carrots and sweet potatoes).

woman eating grass on kitchen floor

MY breakfast of choice: “a long black, white with two” is how I request my regular coffee with milk and two sugars. Took awhile to get it down, but now I’m a damn pro.

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